If Narcissists Were Honest…

A Parody of What They Should Have Told You the Day You Met Them

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When I spend time with you, I am never going to respect your boundaries and I don’t see what the big deal is, I mean I don’t have them so why should you?

I might pretend to respect them for a short time so that you can truly appreciate how lucky you are to have me, but you know what they say

“Boundaries fly out the window when a narcissist walks through the door!”

I am monogamous, but there are a ton of other people that I’m talking to.

I don’t necessarily intend to sleep with them, I just need them to worship and adore me for a while because that’s how I roll.

But don’t worry about that I won’t neglect you, or at least not to begin with.

I’ll shower you with gifts and affection, and I’ll tell you how much I love you and that I think you’re the one after the second date.

Hell, I might not even wait that long!

After that, I might disappear for a while and I’ll be hard to track down.

Don’t worry, I didn’t really go anywhere, in fact, I never left town.